Surreal Experience

As a new hire of Surreal Eradicators LLC, you’re not too sure what to expect – all you know is that you’re broke, borderline homeless, and in need of work. The pay seems decent enough, and you’re ready to hit the ground running. So what is it exactly you’ll be responsible for? An abandoned office lies in the heart of rural America. Your boss sent you there to “clean up”, as he put it; with bucket and mop in hand, you approach the building. However, come to find  out, the problem isn’t dirt or grime, the problem is people – homeless people. Navigate the office building in search of the homeless people, and kick them out. However keep your eyes peeled and stay alert – there is a deranged man running around trying to stop you at every turn. Rumor has it he gets increasingly frustrated the more homeless people you kick out. Use items you find around the office to your advantage, like smoking crack to run faster, or wearing a disguise to blend in and escape his madness. Not only do you have to worry about him, but keep an eye out for your manager as well. He’s vigilant, the best in the game even, and spent years of his career working hard to earn the privilege to supervise you and your work. You wouldn’t want to get fired, would you? Be sure to stay working, no breaks allowed! There’s probably some other fellas hanging in there too, so be sure to tread carefully, and avoid anyone who looks like they may have it out for you.